...As in OH MY GOSH THAT WAS THE BIGGEST ROACH I HAVE EVER SEEN. I thought it was going to start talking to me, it was so big. Not that big animals talk, but you get the idea. It was close to 3 inches long, with another inch and a half of antennae.
Although I have been missing Daniel since he moved to Dallas, I don't think I have missed him as passionately as I did when I saw that ginormous demon on the wall. Lauren, the girl living with me, spotted the "water bug," as she called it. I know our memories can deceive us, but now that I think about it--it might have been the size of a mouse.
10-foot ceilings are awesome until you have a mouse-sized demon bug 10 feet up, threatening to fly at you any second... which it did, once Lauren threw the shoe at it. We both started screaming, and I held down the Raid button for a full 5-10 seconds, following the flying demon to the floor and then a few feet more. With a final smack from Lauren's flip flop, the beast was finally dead.
COULD SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME THE POINT OF THOSE THINGS??
For realz... God made everything. Everything. ROACHES??? Yes, everything.
Add this to the list of things I don't understand about my Maker.
I think I saw his great-great-great grandfather once upon a wall :-)
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