Me: What?
She just launched shh--poo! She sneezed, and I hadn't put on a new diaper yet.
Did it get on you?
No--it got on the door.
The door?? (note: the door is about 3 1/2 feet from the changing table.)
Look at that--it's running down the door, right there. Hey... I bet I can calculate the speed it came out!
(Calculations and graphic by Daniel)
Pretty impressive, if you ask me. We'll add that to her list of accomplishments at just 4 1/2 weeks old!
Definitely a skill to be included on her pre-school application :-) As long as guys maintain this sense of humor (and reality) you'll be great parents. Keep it up.
ReplyDeleteAnd . . .we are all looking forward to the calculations for projectile vomit!
ReplyDeleteWait, was this the same Daniel who was incredulous when I told the story about Jonathan's poop hitting the door from the changing table!? See! It happens. I, however, went straight to the carpet cleaner and there was no math involved in the aftermath.
ReplyDeleteThat graphic should totally go in her baby book!